Please Buy this Stupid *****’s Wedding Dress

This guy is selling his dad’s girlfriend’s wedding dress on eBay. Apparently, he doesn’t like her very much. <!–more–>

See how we blurred out the offending word for you?

See how we blurred out the offending word for you?

For $102.50, you may just be able to win this dress. It’s actually quite pretty, and looks like a Jim Hjelm to me, though the very long item description never mentions a designer. Instead, it details the long and sordid story of why this guy is selling his dad’s girlfriend’s dress…and how his dad met the girlfriend…and a lot more info that’s not necessarily relevant to the wedding gown, but wholly entertaining nonetheless. Here’s how it begins:

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A…ahem…colorful item description

Want to read more? Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you…there’s some seriously NSFW language in this listing! See the rest on eBay >>

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