By now you’ve probably seen Brooke Shields batting her lashes, looking all wild-eyed and crazy in commercials for Latisse, “the first and only FDA-approved prescription treatment for inadequate or not enough eyelashes, growing them longer, fuller and darker”. That’s right — it’s now possible to suffer from “inadequate eyelashes”. Be sure to talk to your doctor about this very serious condition. <!–more–>
When I got married, a makeup artist put a few fake lashes on the outer corners of my lids, and I felt like it was way glamorous. But lots of brides are opting for more extreme lash enhancers like semi-permanent eyelash extensions or lash growth products like Latisse. And then, of course, there’s FunnyorDie.com’s hilarious take on how to get luscious lashes:
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