Bridal Shop Melee

There. Are. No. Words.
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A wedding shop in Detroit is turned upside down by warring bridal factions, after a debate about dress alterations goes postal.

Well okay, there are some words, but I’m still too shocked to make them into sentences:

  • “The men pick up formally dressed mannequins and use them as weapons.” (Say what!??!?!?)
  • Terribly funny absurdity
  • The store owner is Hekmat. Stay tuned for the Spring 2010 Hekmat Dream Bridal Collection.
  • Am I on candid camera?
  • He spit on the owner’s wife? Really??
  • Where did that guy’s shirt go anyway? I think he ripped it off in a show of masculine power {or, um…sheer stupidity}
  • Appalling
  • Check out the bride running for cover at 2:20
  • It’s always the bridezilla’s fault. Everybody loves to blame the bridezilla.
  • Objective reporting/Crankypants anchorwoman
  • Well…that’s what you get for refusing to do the alterations, Hekmat!
  • And finally, the formal family portrait session:

3 suspects

Yes, they are three separate men. The three stooge…I mean, suspects. Also, they’re the groomsmen. Also, they’re available to play weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

And you thought your family made wedding planning stressful.

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  1. […] Bridal Shop Melee “The men pick up formally dressed mannequins and use them as weapons.” (Say what! ) Terribly funny absurdity; The store owner is Hekmat. Stay tuned for the Spring 2010 Hekmat Dream Bridal Collection. Am I on candid camera? […]

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